How about, we just go back to this night. This very night. And I redo my semester. I don’t wake up this next morning asking Pete if he had sex with me. I don’t go through the fact it happened. I don’t Go in the bathroom with PharmD Matt. I don’t sprain my ankle and wonder if I slept with Devin. I don’t makeout with Jayde. I could complain less to CBA. I wouldn’t have fallen at all for Tyler. I would have kept Neil a secret. I would’ve had crazier sex with Chad. I wouldn’t have slept with Jordan or Matt. I wouldn’t have drank so much. I would’ve studied more. I would’ve tried harder.
I made my best friends though, and the past has past.